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cieply:

so nice when u can be quiet with someone without it being awkward

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bagmilk:

does your signature just like happen to you once you adult

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earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

August 20 2014 | 368,020 notes | via

iamhamburglar:

jessied181:

tltty:

what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs

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When you have a really “good” answer.

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jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess:

i found a threatening bookmark

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THEY GAVE THIS TO ME IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

August 20 2014 | 132,553 notes | via
setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

petalnose:

cute romantic playlist!!! slowdance to these songs with your partner!!!

  • thrift shop
  • cotton eye joe
  • german naruto opening
  • gangnam style
  • american dragon opening
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aliceinpunderland:

simsgonewrong:

My sim has a very unique painting technique which involves him dislocating his arm, planting his face into the canvas and painting on the back of his head.

as an artist I can 100% confirm the effectiveness of this technique

clearlypositive:

do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?

August 20 2014 | 192,001 notes | via

clucksandbucks:

Your relatives are here

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They brought presents

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queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

August 20 2014 | 395,822 notes | via

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

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transf0rmer:

so someone hacked my school district’s site yesterday